How many Virginia college students does it take to change a light bulb?

pullpistolswhistledixie:

Christopher Newport University students: 360, 1 to change the bulb and 359 upperclassmen to bitch about how they got screwed over by housing
Eastern Mennonite University students: Two, one to hold the candle, and the other to strike the flint.
George Mason students: Three, if they get lucky…

In the end I want it to be you.
(via brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts)

(Source: charlestonstateofmind)